KrazyKendall28

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Joined: December 10, 2010
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If you break your neck,

if you have nothing to eat,

if your house is on fire,

then you got a problem. 

Everything else is

inconvenience.

 out the things you have done
Graduated high school

Kissed Someone

Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out

Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Helped someone
Gone fishing
Watched four movies in one night
Gone long periods of time with out sleep
Lied to someone

Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Smoked weed

Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a tornado
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid)
Watched someone die
Been to a funeral

Ran a marathon

Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day

Flown on a plane

Cheated on someone
Been cheated on

Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been sailing

Cut yourself on accident
...on purpose
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped school
Had detention
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do

Stolen books from the library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Fired a gun
Had an online diary
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money at the lemonade stand

Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test

Swam with dolphins
Gone to Sea World

Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry

Read more than 20 books a year
Gone to Europe

Loved someone you shouldn’t have
Used a coloring book over age 12

Had surgery
Had stitches

Taken a taxi

Seen the Washington Monument

Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem

Been in a fist fight
Suffered any form of abuse
Gone surfing in California

Had a hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did “spirit day” at school

Dyed your hair

Got a tattoo
Had something pierced
Got straight A's

Been on the Honor Roll
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
Boy: You are so ABCDEFGHIJKL

Girl: whats that?

Boy: Adorable, beautiful, cute, darling, elegant, fun, grogeous, hot.

Girl: Whats ijkl?

Boy: I'm just kidding loser!

A break up is like a mirror
 

Better to leave it broken
 

than to hurt yourself trying to fix it.

LIFE IS LIKE AN HOURGLASS...

Eventually, everything hits the bottom
and all you have to do is wait it out until
someone comes along and turns it around.
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