KristenC

Status: Being happy and having fun!
Joined: June 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 307813
Location: school
Gender: F
 
 

Quotes by KristenC

I can't wait!! Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm going to get a new phone sometime tomorrow. My cousin and my niece are coming over and we are going to make 2 layer yellow cake and chocolate chip cookies.
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exciting
I was in class earlier and opened the drawer of the table I was sitting at. I burst out laughing at what I found...
The inside of the drawer said, "Call me! 1-800-getlaid"
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funny
"Do you really think you can pull those clothes off with your body type and all?"
"No, I can't pull these off, that's why I have your boyfriend do it for me!"



I saw this somewhere...

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funny
My father is such a piece of sh**
He cares about nobody but himself and only keeps me around to clean the house. 
I'm out of there asap. He won't get my f-ing birth certificate or social security card.
Because of that I'm screwed out of everything. A damn job, a permit or license, EVERYTHING!!!
It's f-ing rediculous.
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life
Tired and bored. In school reading a book.
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school
"Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions.
-Will Smith
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inspirational
Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help.  One is an alcoholic, one is a chain smoker, and the other is gay.  The doctor tells the men, "if you indulge in any of your habits again, you will die".  So the three men leave.  Then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears it's loud music and can't resist.  He orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it, and suddenly drops down dead.  The other two men walk outside realizing how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees half a cigarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker, "If you bend over to pick that up we're both dead."

I just wanted to say I got this from my little sister, who got it from her brother.  I don't know for sure where it came from.
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funny
Life's a bit** as it is.  
Why put up with the Bit**es in it?
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inspirational
I am NOT something to fight over.
 I will choose who I TRUELY want to be with.
  MY decisions and mine alone.
   Don't like it?  
    TOO BAD!!!
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advice
The story I recently started on is, I think, good.  I am currently trying to write somewhat a short story.  My other stories are over a hundred pages and not very close to being done.
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story