1. You're reading this right now
2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though its stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for
it again.
11, You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten
facts.
Only in America
can a pizza get to your house faster than an amblunace.
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braile lettering.
do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet
coke.
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.