So my dad and i wen to the dollar store
on the way back we stoped at Sonic and
this is what happend
Me- im hungrrrrrry!
Dad- well were about to get food so hush.
Me- *pulls out chips and dip*
Dad- *looks at me*
Me- * eats a chip* you want one?
Me- dad dont ea all my chips!
Dad- theres more at the store.
Me- yes but then we would have to drive all the way back.
Dad- well thats just stupid.
Me- QUICK hid the chips the foods comming!
Lady- i have your food here .
Dad and I trying not to laugh.
Me- i think this is the stupidist thine we have done. I love
A man walks into a pharmacy and
wonders up and down
the sales girl notices him and asks
if she can help.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for
She directs him downt he correct alsle.
A few minuets later he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused. 'Sir I thought you were looking for some
for your wife?'
He answers, 'You see, its like this, yesterday I sent my wife
store to get me a carton of
cigarettes and she comes back with a tin of tabacco
and some rolling papers; cause "its
So I figure if i have to roll my own............ so does