Kyleeann96

Status: Be weird, it makes you special
Joined: October 3, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 333052
Location: wouldnt you like to know(:
Gender: F

My name is Kylee
I'm weird
I love to read
and i'm really awkward
but that's okay
because
everybody has their little
quirks that makes them special

 

Quotes by Kyleeann96




Coffee & Cigarettes are best
when shared with you
we'll go to waffle house or your moms
house and share
a cup or two.
So my dad and i wen to the dollar store and
on the way back we stoped at Sonic and
this is what happend

Me- im hungrrrrrry!
Dad- well were about to get food so hush.
Me- *pulls out chips and dip*
Dad- *looks at me*
Me- * eats a chip* you want one?
Dad- okay!
Me- dad dont ea all my chips!
Dad- theres more at the store.
Me- yes but then we would have to drive all the way back.
Dad- well thats just stupid.
Me- QUICK hid the chips the foods comming!
Lady- i have your food here .
Dad and I trying not to laugh.
Me- i think this is the stupidist thine we have done. I love you.




 
A man walks into a pharmacy and wonders up and down
the alsles.
the sales girl notices him and asks
if she can help.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for
his wife.
She directs him downt he correct alsle.
A few minuets later he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused. 'Sir I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?'
He answers, 'You see, its like this, yesterday I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of
cigarettes and she comes back with a tin of tabacco
and some rolling papers; cause "its sooooooo-oooo-oooo-ooooo
much cheaper."
So I figure if i have to roll my own............ so does she
.
2% of skype calls
start like this...
 
Hello, how are you?
Marvelous, and yourself?







 
98% of skype calls start
like this..

 
CAN YOU HERE ME!?
I CANT HERE CRAP!
When I get married, divorce is not an option,
You mad? Take your butt in the other room and calm down,
because we gunna this stuff out.
Sixteen
and
never
had
a
boyfriend.
So i dared my friend kaitlyn to sing and I put it on youtube. Im the one who is talking in the begining and shes singing(:
you should go and watch it((((:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Ylf931yCU
It's my
birthday!
BE THE ONE TO GUIDE ME
BUT NEVER HOLD ME DOWN.
I AM THE HERO OF THIS STORY.

I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED.
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