Kyleeann96

2 hour movie,
10 second kissing scene...
Guss which part your
mom or dad walks in on.

That awkward moment when
Carly Rae Jepsen
is older than
Adele.

 

I LOVE MY DAD
 

Im not part of this family am I?

Treat me like a joke
And
I'll treat you like it's funny

cute guy working at a resturant..

Step mom- want me to get his number for you?
Me- oh my god no just stop
Dad- what, whats going on?
Me- dad just stay oblivous its for your own good
Step mom- no hun he knows what were talking about he just choses no to say any thing
Dad- true, *quitely* hey person my daughter wants your facebook page
Me- oh dear lord please help me  -___-

That awkward moment when..
your dad forgets to let you out of the back of the cop car.
and then all the cops standing around start to laugh..
and when he does let you out
you yell shut up to the assistent superintedent
of the school you're about to move to
-true story O_o
 

*My mom washing dishes*
*I enter with dirty plate*
*approach stealthily*
Me: I'll just slip this. in. here.
Mom: .....
ME: ....
Mom: O_o
Me: I think i almost died!

B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Charming and Hot!