Kyleeann96

Status: Be weird, it makes you special
Joined: October 3, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 333052
Location: wouldnt you like to know(:
Gender: F

My name is Kylee
I'm weird
I love to read
and i'm really awkward
but that's okay
because
everybody has their little
quirks that makes them special

 

Quotes by Kyleeann96

All year you know exactly what you want for christmas..
then grandma asks you..
'what do you want for christmas hun'
and you're like "um"
and your brain goes compleatly blank
and you just say "i don't know"
Then christmas comes
you open your present
it's socks
and not even the cute ones..
-_-


 
Yes, i'm a teenage girl

But I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I don't go out to wild parties every weekend.
...
I don't post slutty pictures of myself online to please guys.
I don't wear three inches of makeup.
I don't have a new boyfriend every week.
I don't make out with anybody, just for attention.

Yes, i'm a teenage girl
but I'm staying myself & not changing who I am for anybody.
 
I. Dare. You.
To wear no make up for a day
to bake brownies and eat them. Eat as many as you want.
to tell a b/tch how you really feel.
To laugh hysterically.
...Not to worry if you look stupid.
To run around in a field with your friends.
and just scream.
if you cry, let it all out.
To randomly kiss your crush.
To speak your mind in class.
Question the rules.
Get into trouble.
For one day, I dare you to be
100% you.

 
Me: Kiss me!
Crush: Ok bu-
Me: Hurry up and kiss me!
Crush: Why are you in such a hurry to kiss?
Me: My mom's going to wake me up any second now.
 
                                        Teen pregnacy
 
The 90s...                                                   Today..
     Oh My God my life is over!                             YO. Mom go call MTV.
Teacher: Okay class today we are going to watch a movie.

Class: YES! I can sleep. 

Teacher: And on monday there will be a test over it.

Class: YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. KIDDING. ME.

I think my phone is broken
I hit the home button
but im still at school.
So in Latin class I was having really bad cramps so i asked the teacher if I could sit on the floor and she said yes.
Well this guy walks in and asks:
Why are you sitting on the floor.
I replied with you dont want to know.
then one of my best guy friends walks in dosnt see me and almost trips over me and screams kinda loud

And I just started laughing really hard.. 
that right there made my day (:

I don't know whats more awkward answering Dora
or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
Im just sitting in the kitchen reading and doing laundry when my dad walks in..

Dad: im gunna have me some beef stew.

Me: hahaha okay then

Dad: you think this bowl is microwave safe?

Me: um mabye.

Dad: well were about to find out.

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