What do I say when someone steals my candy?
GIVE IT BACK YOU SATURATED TRANS FAT HEAD!
What do I say when someone steals my car?
HEY YOU! YOU FAT UMPA
LUMPA NINCOMPOOP!
What do I say when someone steals my gold?
THAT'S MINE YOU ROTTEN CHOCOLATE BAR NOOBAZOID!
What do I say when someone steals my heart?