LOLshestooyoungforyoubro

If you tell her to 'shut up' and she replies with, 'oooh you just swore',
she's too young for you bro.

 

If she needs a high chair in the restaurant,
she's too young for you bro.

 

If your name starts with ''hugh'' and ends with "hefner",
she's too young for you bro.
 

If she still talks into a fan so she sounds like a robot,
she's too young for- 
oh wait i still do that.....
 

If she puts you on hold to finish  watching dora,
she's too young for you bro.