Karlz*

Status: Forgot about this website
Joined: April 1, 2010
Last Seen: 2 years
user id: 104987
Gender: F

Quotes by Karlz*

If anyone has a tumblr, feel free to tell me your url<3 ask for mine.




Right now, I'm just a pebble in the ocean, but one day, the small ripples I make will turn into great waves.





 

Confession #4
I still get butterflies when I see him, even though we've been together for almost 8 months.

Confession #3
I'm hopelessly in love. Nothing can change that.

Confession #1
I pretty much hate every aspect of my body. Hair, legs... I'm super self conscious.

 



Love Is The Sweetest of Sorrows



 
A Perfect Boyfriend<3
• give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
• give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
• leave her cute messages
•kiss her in front of your friends
•tell her she looks beautiful
• look into her eyes when you talk to her
• let her mess with your hair
• just walk around with her
• forgive her for her mistakes
• hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick
• watch her favorite movie with her
• come up and grab her by the waist


Remember This:

• don't talk about other girls around her.
• if u love her others shouldn't matter
• when she's sad, hang out with her
• let her know she's important.
• kiss her in the pouring rain
• when you fall in love with her, tell her.
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
• answer her phone calls no matter what


:;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend
.

--if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
-call you
-kiss you
-message you
-get online and talk:)
Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline...

 
If you are obsessive-compulsive, presss 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. stay on the line and we will trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer you.

If you are dyslexic, press 69696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. 

If you have amnesia, press 0 and state your name, phone number, date of birth, adress, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.


If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Just thought it was funny... don't want to offend.

 
 Friend: Why is the parking lot empty?
Me: OHMIGASH!! IT'S A NINJA CONVENTION!!!

 
fave if you get it<3