Karlz*

Status: Forgot about this website
Joined: April 1, 2010
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 104987
Gender: F

Quotes by Karlz*

Guy#1: Who are you and how did you get in here?!?!?
Guy#2: I'm Frank, the locksmith, and, well... I'm a locksmith.
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funny
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button.
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funny
He who laughs, didn't get it.
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funny
Duct tape is like the force; it has a dark side, it has a light side, and holds the world together.
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funny
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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funny
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
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funny
It is true that we don't know what we've got until it's lost, but it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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inspirational
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die.
-Hands held high, Linkin Park
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lyrics
Hello.
I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
---,@
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cute
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
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cute
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