Lainie

Status: back on witty :)
Joined: July 19, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 117227
Location: texas
Gender: F


hi. :) my name is Lainie, i'm 15 years old, and all time low and one direction saved my life. i'm always here for anyone that needs a friend. if you ever need to talk, then you can always kik me. kik: Lainiekg


Quotes by Lainie

I saw something that says if a quote has "-wiz khalifa" at the end, then it will automatically be a top quote.
Let's try this out.




 

i am sitting on a chair.

-wiz khalifa



*mom and daughter*
mom - Hey who are you texting?
daughter- my friend?..
mom - is he a boy?
daughter- Hes just a friend.
mom- do you like him?(;
daughter- NO MOM.
mom- aw whats his name?
daughter-LEAVE. ME. ALONE.


fave if your  mom does this.


 

nmf
Bo y :  Will you go out with me?
G i r l :  No.
Bo y :  Do you even know what i said?
G i r l :  Yes
B o y :   What?
G i r l :   Will you go out with me?
 Boy :   Sure.
G i r l :    *  blushes*


nmq
  all of those;          





11:11


 w i s h e s 

 


                                             finally paid off 
 



nmq/nmf

Drake and Josh Quotes
Mindy: I guess this means we are
boyfriend and girlfriend now..

Josh: ONE CONDITION!

Mindy: What?

Josh: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND!


 people make too many harry potter jokes.
Like, siriusly.

 

dear spongebob,
you are yellow, you can't drive, and you practice karate.
We have come the conclusion that you are asian.

sincerely,
stereotypical people.







 

when my parents ask


who i'm texting, i automatically say a friend who's the same gender as me that they approve of.
nmf



10  questions  about Spongebob

1.How is Pearl Mr.Krabs daughter?
2.Why doesn't Squidward wear pants?
3.How do they flush the toilet under water?
4.How can they see Plankton?
5.How can Sandy communicate with fish?
6.How is there a Goo Lagoon under water?
7.Why do they take showers?
8.How come Gary meows?
9.How did Sandy build her dome?
10.How can there be boats under water?

Fave this if you've ever wondered any of these. ♥

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