Lainie

Status: back on witty :)
Joined: July 19, 2010
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 117227
Location: texas
Gender: F


hi. :) my name is Lainie, i'm 15 years old, and all time low and one direction saved my life. i'm always here for anyone that needs a friend. if you ever need to talk, then you can always kik me. kik: Lainiekg


Lainie's Favorite Quotes


If I was a docter.



Hot guy:
I sprained my wrist.

Me: Okay take off your underwear.













 





Am I the only one who has literally cried over math before














 
Me: *looks in the mirror*
Me: At least I have good taste in music.

I told my boyfriend that I cut today. 
He pulled up his sweatshirt, showed me his wrists, and said,
"We're in this together."

"

 


Because

  I'm not the type of girl guys fall for


 

Stop making villans so attractive
It makes me question my morals.
 






                                  "China can build a bridge in 5 days?
                                 Well, American found out how to stuff
                                             cheese into pizza crust."
                                                 -Ellen Degeneres






 

Gale: Hey girl. I can take a whipping. 
Katniss:
Gale:
Are  you looking for a boyrfriend? Cause I volunteer as tribute. 
Katniss: Gale. 
Gale: Are you from the victor's village? Cause dayum that body is winning.
Katniss: Gale. What are you doing?
Gale: Are you in the arena? Cause I'm about to enter you.  
Katniss: GALE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Gale: You must be the girl on fire. Cause you melted my heart.  
Katniss: Gale. Stop. 
Gale: Do you make snares? Cause I'm tangled up in you. 
Katniss: Gaaaale. Stooooop.
Gale:  Is your name Katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
Peeta: Dude.
 

Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans

Other Friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts

Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube


*In the store*

Strange Old Lady: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure!
St
range Old Lady: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Me: I don't know, what?
Strange Old Lady: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me:
Hahahahaha. That's great. *forces smile*


... True Story.