LalalaBella

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Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber

1) He said that r
.ape happens for a reason

2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"

3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him

4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats

5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.

6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen

7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a
.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.

8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.

9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time

10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F
.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras

11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.

12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)

13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.

14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.

15) He spit on his fans

I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.



You don't know true pain

until you catch your hair in a zipper. It's worse than stepping on lego...


nmf.
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I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today:
man: *buying condoms*

me: would you like a bag?
man: no thanks, she's not that ugly.


Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of  chips we’re getting when we  open the can
It would be cool if the country you lived in was based on your taste in music.
You would live in the country of your favorite band or artist, and you got to go to unlimited concerts by them. All your neighbors would have the same taste in music, and all you would wear is band merch everyday. Parties would have the best music and dancing. And you wouldn't have to deal with annoying fangirls from different fandoms. If you changed your taste in music you could move to a different country, and if you wanted to see a different band in concert you could go for a vacation in another country.
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.

i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.


There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
every morning  from 7am. H
e sits with his friends
and gives them empty smiles and wears
long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two

 seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.


There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, 
he
sits with his friends 
and stares at his lap and when
his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore

i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.


There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
parents after he had shot himself. 
He wrote a letter to his
friends 
and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
parents saying sorry, 
and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
she was beautiful.
                       
                                                                                        
whats the html code to happiness
 
                       
                           
diarrhoea problems tend to occur in my family
                           i guess you could say it runs in our jeans

 
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