LalalaBella

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LalalaBella's Favorite Quotes







                                    Witty: I respect everyone's opinion
                                    Witty: Except if it's not mine






                       
                                                              *grandad voice*
you kids with your fall out disco and panic boy
 







OMG 12-year-olds are so
weird and annoying. God, do they even know anything? They are way too young to be on Witty.
~ 13-year-olds






 

me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi

POLICE: Where do you live?

ME: with my parents

POLICE: Where do your parents live?

ME: with me

POLICE: Where do you all live?

ME: together

POLICE: Where is your house?

ME: next to my neighbour's house.

POLICE: Where is your neighbours house?

ME: if i tell you, you won't believe me.

POLICE: Tell me.

ME: next to my house.

If you unfollow me you cant come to 
my birthday party

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out
Just because you're shy around new people 
Doesn't mean you have social anxiety.

Just because you yelled at your friend for no reason
Doesn't mean you suffer from bipolar disorder.

Just because you get nervous before a big test
Doesn't mean you have anxiety.

Just because you're upset that someone died 
Doesn't mean you have any form of depression.

Just because you're watching your weight a little more than you did five years ago 
Doesn't mean you're becoming anorexic.

People these days seem to want to have mental disorders. 
Mental disorders aren't cute or fun. They are legitimate illnesses that people actually struggle with everyday.

Am I the only one with like 30+ future celebrity spouses?
 

 

Me: i'm ugly
Society: don't be an attention seeker
Me: i'm beautiful
Society: you conceited b-tch

 



The Wittians



Chapter 1 pt 2
 


Promotion 



"You know that's not a possibility." She smiled.

"I'm here for the Nutella. Where is it?" I asked

"It's in the kitchen, you better hurry before Bambi eats it!" She said

"Bambi?" I walked into the house and scanned the room for Nutella.

"It's my nickname for Amber, you like?" She asked

"I can live with it. Amber!" I enthusiastically screamed just I saw my best friend.

She was sitting on the window nook licking Nutella off her fingers.


"Back off it's mine!" She said as she hid the jar of Nutella.

"Amber come on! It freaking grows on your tree!" I complained.

" I wouldn't mess with Amber if I was you." Ava said

"Why?" I asked trying to take the Nutella out of Amber's hand.

"She's having that time of the month." Ava said

"No, I know how to handle my self when that happens!" Amber screamed

"Sure." Ava said

"You know what-" Amber started


"Will you two calm down?!" I yelled

"Ava, go to the kitchen and get me Nutella." I comanded

"But-"

"Now." I said.

Ava rolled her eyes and walked to the kitchen. I put my hand on Amber's shoulder.

"What's wrong honey?" I asked

"I saw him, with another girl and I think this one might be his girl friend." She explained.
She was talking about her long time crush Eric, the travelor. He was the rebel with out a 
cause and just like every rebel with out a cause, he had girls twirling the tip of his fingers. Nearly every girl liked him. To be honest, I couldn't really understand why. I mean sure he was good looking, but to me that was about it. But, then I again I didn't know him to judge.

"Oh come on Bambi, this guy switches girls like he switches socks." I said

"No, he seemed really happy with her." Amber cried

"Who?" I asked out of curiousity.

"Mac." She answered

    "The travelor?" I asked.  Amber nodded.

"Amb, I'm pretty sure she's not his girl friend." I said

"How do you know?" She asked

"I saw him with Ana yesterday and they looked like they were pretty into each other." I answered

"Ana Castro?" She asked

"Yes." I said

"Ugh, I'm doomed." Amber sighed. 

 
Ana Castro was like the female version of Eric; rebel, and trouble maker. Except the difference between Eric and Ana was that Ana seemed to be innocent. Everybody thought she was the quiet, shy, reserved chic. But, on the inside Ana was mysterious, secretive, and dominating. She was a hot brunette with beautiful light eyes. So, it was illegal to blame any guy for liking her. The other thing with Ana was you either hated her or loved her, there was no in between with this girl. I personally loved her. She was my 'stare at cute boys and make fun of barbie girls buddy.' We saw each other every gym class since our lockers were next to each other. Mac, on the other hand was a whole different story. She was a random, awesome and funny. Mac was the kind of person you'd hang out with if you wanted a nice laugh because this girl was epic. She was a pretty petite blonde girl who was an Advanced Travelor. You see, there were three majors in Witty Academy. Intellectology, Comedical, and Travology. Each member of the Witty Academy belonged to one of these categories. Everything just depended on the types of quotes they've written before joining. People who've written mostly funny quotes joined the Comedical Secction. People who wrote mostly deep and inspirational quotes, like me; entered into Intellectology and everyone else joined the Travology; they were the ones who had quotes of all kinds. Everyone who joined in Travology became a Travelor; Travelors were the only people who were allowed to comunicate and travel to the outside world. So, it was easy to say that Travelors had the biggest responsibility. Intelects, usually became teachers, Counsleors, Lawyers. Comedics could become whatever, but they were mostly celebrities; like actors, and singers. 


That's it for right now; sorry I couldn't write the past few days. I was just going thru something but I'm cool now. So comment, feedback. I will write the next chapter tommorrow or later on Today thank you and again if you don't see your name I will put you in I promise!


 
 
 




 

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