LalalaBella

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Joined: May 14, 2013
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user id: 360216
Gender: F

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So when I was 5 I lived in this house up in the woods
with my dad and I could never sleep so I would always
walk out to his room and just stand there staring at him
in the dark until he woke up like those posessed little
girls in horror movies and that's why he has scare
problems.


 





911: Hello what's your emergency
Me: [SOBBING AND HEAVY BREATHING]
Me: FINNICK ODAIR
Me: PERCY JACKSON
Me: LEO VALDEZ
Me: JASON GRACE
Me: PEETA MELLARK
Me: FICTIONAL *SOB* CHARACTERS






friend 1: has had a boyfriend for almost 2 years
friend 2: is always hooking up with someone
friend 3: has 851362764092 guy friends
me: i wonder what it's like to touch a real live boy

Me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
Me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

A guy will ask me out someday. I just don't know when or who, which is exciting.

"Actually, it's *you're :)" said the teenage white girl. That's all she needed.
The argument was won and she was the victor. Her opponent on the other side of the argument fell onto their knees in defeat as they were banished to the shadow realm.
I keep saying "I'm as single as a pringle" in my head, but really pringles aren't single. they're even constantly spooning. what a slutty crisp.
I will never understand why people with iPhones,
feel the need to take pictures in the mirror. There's 2 cameras for a reason.

In 7th grade I went to the movies with a boy and in the middle
of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and I was like
"Excuse me" and he pulled a bag a hershey's kisses out of his coat 
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS?
 

I love those cookies that have
both dark and white chocolate chips because the combination is extremely tasteful and also it's not r.a.cist
 
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