LameJokes

Status: Did you hear about the guy who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed.
Joined: June 15, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 363149
Gender: F
This is a collection of somewhat "lame" jokes that I found on the internet for some good, clean amusment.
I do not take ownership for any of these jokes unless otherwise stated.

Quotes by LameJokes

What do ghosts like on their mashed potatos?
Grave-y.

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How far did the witch fly?
Ghost to ghost.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?
Ketchup. It's the best thing for a hot dog.

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What do you call a retiered fly?
A flew.

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What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
More than the lion.

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What do elephants have that no other animals have?
Baby elephants.

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What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A puddle.

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When does "B" come after "U"?
When you take his honey.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep.

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Why was the broom late?
He had over swept.

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