LandonIsWitty

Status: I just really want to see monsters university idk
Joined: June 18, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 309705
Location: My house. Always.
Gender: M


This is unimportant. Go read my quotes. Peace out girl scout.

Quotes by LandonIsWitty

*Touches ur butt* Sorry it was an assident
Does flipping out and
jumping to conclusions
count as exercise 
were you the first person on earth?

cause aDAMN
It doesn't matter how you do it.
your parents will still find their baby dead.
your friends will still blame themselves.
your siblings will still cry every night
your pain may have ended, 
but for everyone you love?
It's just the beginning.

 

Wanna hear a couple jokes?
Internet explorer.
18+ warnings.
middle school relationships.
my social life.
miley cyrus' new music video.
people who can't distinguish between 'your' and 'you're'.
ugly cats.
what did the giraffe say to human? nothing, giraffes can't talk. 

A wittian walks into a bar
Just kidding, wittians don't even leave their rooms.

***Alternate ending***

A wittian walks into a bar
Wittian: Ow.

Me: *Walks into living room*
Sister: Watcha drinkin?
Me: The blood of my unfollowers
Her: What
Me What 

How stating your opinion should be:
Person 1: 
Hey I don't really like this thing 
Person 2: I respect your opinion, but I actually think it's pretty great
Person 1: Okay
Person 2: Yeah

How stating your opinion really is:
Person 1: 
Hey I don't really like this thing 
Person 2: I'm sorry, no offense, but YOUR OPINION IS WRONG AND MINE IS RIGHT *blah blah blah* YOU'RE A STUPID JUDGEMENTA;L C.NT *blah blah* GO KILL YOURSELF A//HOLE *blah blah blah* CURSES ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS AND YOUR GOAT AND YOUR ANCESTOR'S GOAT AND YOUR GOAT'S ANCESTORS *hisssssss*
Person 1: .....
why fall in love when you can fall in lava and feel the same way?
some people look so adorable when they kiss.

and then other people are just like FACE SMASH.