LandonIsWitty

Status: I just really want to see monsters university idk
Joined: June 18, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 309705
Location: My house. Always.
Gender: M


This is unimportant. Go read my quotes. Peace out girl scout.

Quotes by LandonIsWitty

Everyone's got that name.

when you hear it, the memories come flooding back, drowning you in emotion.

or it shows up on your phone, right when you thought it didnt matter anymore.

or, worst of all, the person whom the name belongs to decides to slip back into your life again.

and even though you miss them oh so dearly, you dread getting attatched again.

but you know its inevitable.

and thats why love sucks.
me: *goes back to bed*

there is no more to this quote.
that is my whole life.
a l l  o f  i t .
 
basically my mood every day:
ew
how about no
can u not
stahp
get a life
honestly are you that dumb
i'm done
leave
get out
go home
is it possible to die of stupidity exposure
get away from me peasant

 

i feel like i really am a fun and original person
but i literally have so little confidence that
i could never dream of expressing
myself in the ways that i
really wish i
could.






I can't wait til I get you on the floor, good lookin.
Goin out so hot, just like an oven.
And I'll burn myself, but just had to touch it.
It's so fly, and it's all mine.





...I softly sang to my pizza as i pulled it from the microwave.







quote credit to landoniswitty


        If i text you and you joke around about not liking me i laugh but then at 2:30 in the morning i'll read our texts and over analyze everything and decide that you weren't joking and you probably want to never see me again and you hope i die in a hole and honestly this is probably why i've never had a girlfriend oops.



















Isn't it funny how
The things we can't change, end up changing us?




 
Just because you're not perfect,
Doesn't mean that you don't matter.

 


This is

10   percent   luck,

20  percent  skill,

15     percent   concentrated   power  of    will,

5     percent      pleasure,

50    percent    pain,

and    100     percent    reason   to

remember   the name.



 



How can I expect people to like me,
{>> when I don't even like myself? << }



 
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