LandonIsWitty

Status: I just really want to see monsters university idk
Joined: June 18, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 309705
Location: My house. Always.
Gender: M


This is unimportant. Go read my quotes. Peace out girl scout.

LandonIsWitty's Favorite Quotes

Becoming a cold hearted b/tch wasn't really what I planned to do with my life but here I am.
Real pressure is when your mom walks in and you have
like 1.3 seconds to decide the least do.gdy tab to switch to
If  only  you  could  believe  in  yourself  in  the way  I  believe  i n  you ♥
Surfing the internet
to forget about your problems
only works
to a certain point...
I will admit that every time I hold my past, it's hard af to not try again.
    how can i be expected to choose a
        career path when i can't even decide 
    what i'm going to wear tomorrow??
Chasing after you is like chasing after the wind... I'll never be able to catch you
  



Nephew: My tooth hurts!
Me: Oh, let me see. Hmm, looks like you’re going to lose that tooth.
*Nephew looks horrified*
Me: Don’t worry about it. Imagine it being like evolving. Like Charmander.
Nephew:
Me: You know how Charmander evolves into Charmeleon and then Charizard?
Nephew:
Me: That’s what’s going to happen to your tooth.
Nephew:
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Parent Logic:        

when something  is wrong with the computer, my parentes blame me.

when something is wrong with me, my parents blame the computer.





 


In my bedroom at night.
Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
Me: Uh....what's that....?!
Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!