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Life Doesnt Always Work Out*
because when skipping down the yellow brick road with the birds singing and the sun shining.
your ganna run into a complete witch. and flying monkies. be prepared.
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on November 18, 2009 22:57:22
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So when my mom came home from work.
my mom told me she had to talk to me.
instead of completely yelling at me.
she said that she was really proud of me.
that i was working really hard in school.
and my grades have gotten alot better.
she said that she rememberd how i
wanted to go the carribean with a friend.
and she said that i could go with a friend and
 with my sisterand one of her friends too.
i was shocked.and i was about to scream with excitement.
then i burst into tears because she isnt
my friend anymore....



life sucks.

made by LaughOutLoudx19
on November 18, 2009 19:33:37
quote number 1195406
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Oh Yeah I'm Fine*
if fine is
wanting to go home and cry my fricken eyes out.
and people only wanting to believe one side of the story.
and dont even bother to talk to me.
to even maybe even let me EXPLAIN.
its so weird that we were friends.
im not mad im more upset.
i said im sorry. what else do you want?
i absouletely love the looks in the hall way.
and the whispers. i know what you say.
yeah sure i made a few mistakes.
i dont understand.
other people knew too.
you just cant blame me for everything.
oh yes im perfectly fine.
i love knowing what you say behind my back.
that im a liar. that i cant be trusted.
you know how that just makes my day.
thanks for turning everyone against me.
im not the only one who knew.
and apperently im the first to blame.
i dont think you know how it feels to loose five friends. in 2 weeks.
i abosuletely love how i can talk to abosulutely no one.
i just dont know anymore.
i hope your happy.
that in two shorts weeks.
You have completely destroyed my life
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on November 18, 2009 19:25:02
quote number 1195381
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Call Me Nancy Drew*
becasue bitch, i figured you out.
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on November 11, 2009 22:01:49
quote number 1183780
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Well yeah He's A
 Player.
  but im his game(:
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on November 06, 2009 19:05:07
quote number 1173846
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"being mean gets you n o w h e r e.
 i mean it gets you h_a_t_e_r_s.
 if thats what you want."
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on November 06, 2009 18:58:11
quote number 1173824
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How to get back at a Bitch #1.
have you been harassed? tortured? has some bitch just completely fucked up your life?
do you just feel like horrible? do you just wanna get back at her. well here is  just one thing you can do.
1. Get her phone number.
Prefferably her cell phone, but house phone would be funny if her dad answered.
2. Set up a fake account on Craiglist.
3. Then make an add under adult services(:
make the add really sexual and then
put her phone number on there. some
creepy old man will stumble along the add.
and call her, then she will be copmletely freaked.
4. The next day ask her if anyone called her last night. She will be pissed.
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on October 25, 2009 19:56:05
quote number 1154179
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Whennothinggoesright*
go left








good ol facebook


made by LaughOutLoudx19
on October 25, 2009 19:21:29
quote number 1154082
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zxc
"they said 'oh you graduated?*
no i decided i was finished"
-kanye west
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on October 19, 2009 20:01:00
quote number 1144101
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 m y g r a d e s a r e l i k e
J a y  S  e  a  n . . .
DOWN(:
made by LaughOutLoudx19
on October 14, 2009 18:24:52
quote number 1135135
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