when i was younger, i'd put my arms in
my shirt and told people i lost them.i would restart a video game
whenever i knew i was going to lose. i would sleep with all my
stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. i had
that one pen with four colors and tried to push them all down at
once. i would pour soda into the cap and act like i was taking
shots. the hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to
play. i would wait behind a door to scare someone, then leaving
because they're taking too long to come out or you had to
pee. i would fake being asleep , so i could get carried to bed. i
would watch two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend
that it was a race. i would go on the computer just to use paint.
the only thing i had to take care of was a tamagotchi. the only
fake friends i had were invisible ones. every time i swallowed a
fruit seed, i would be scared to death that a tree was going to
grow in my tummy. remember when we were kids and couldn't
wait to grow up? what the hell were we thinking?