LaurieGlory92

merp.
um hi.
i'm a terrible procrastinator.
but chapter four is up!!
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6390030
pleasee comment c:

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So, I thought that was very appropriate because I'm . Nope, still not appropriate but I swear, you can trust n o b o d y anymore. I feel like everybody hates me && a few days ago, I heard a few girls talking about me. The girls who are supposed to be some close friends. RAWR. Guess not.
I needed to get that out, excuse my rant hehehhehee
I LOVE MEAN GIRLS.
I think just about every body does. You know it came out in 2004...
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS, Y'ALL! Tomorrow, at school, I'm having a pink-mufti day. I wish it was Wednesday, not Friday... that would be EPIC.
Okey dokey, a new chapter is up -- or maybe it isn't ;) You never know, you might go to my profile and be like -.- because you went there & I hadn't actually uploaded.
Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

Yeah ok x

You guys are amazing. I just have to say that. You all mean so much to me, and that’s the truth. I’m so happy you guy decided to read this book, even though it SUCKED and was probably wasting minutes of your life just reading it… But, you all still stayed<3 It seriously makes me smile when people read my stories. It makes me feel like I actually DO have talent. Thank you all for reading! I’m always on, so just message me(: Soon Ill finish the one shots I have left, then *sigh* ANOTHER STORY. Yes. I hope ya’ll will read it!! Love you all so much xx Thank you again<3 and just letting you know, the epiloges up!! :)

Well, todaysthe day. Its really nice outside, really warm after it being cold for a while. one of my idols, Cody Simpson, followed me on twitter. I had a great lunch and starbucks tea, and its the weekend. But, its a sad day. today, I posted the LAST chapter of Ghost of a Superstar. Hope you like it, and tell me what you liked/didnt like about the story, and anything else. It would be very nice for me to read(: Thank you for reading my story. It means alot. xx

heres a newww chapterr!

Hey im sorry you lost your friend to suicide im always here x

Hello you sexy beast,
today is a VERY special day, well to me at least. Today is this accounts first birthday... my baby is growing up :'o
I've been writing stories on this account for a whole year and I just want to say thank you, to all of you. Even if you've just started reading my stories. It means so much to me, you guys don't understand! I love you all <3
So, today, I guess I had a good day, better then yesterday. I had really bad day yesterday... :( && so I didn't upload. Bad excuse, I know.
My back like really hurts... I think it's because of the wild I had last night with Carlos Pena jr. {{Google him if you don't know him}}
BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG. BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON.
Yeepp.. excuse me... I get a bit excited... *.*

NEW CHAPTERR(:

Dear diary,
today was such a hard day... I just don't know what to do anymore, every time I try to be happier they shoot me down.
Actually, I had a good day for the reason I got like no homework && I got two tests back and I went really good.
I just wanna say, hi grandma if you ever read this... Like, you're awesome! && whoever else is reading this, your grandma is awesome! ;)
I was on witty && I like, uploaded so I hope who ever is reading this enjoys it...
I was listening to The Motto, randomly so...
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
That's the motto YOLO.
Until next time, Maria <3

Heyyy(:
Guess whos back?
With TWO chapters!
Well, not yet. The next one will be added shortly...
Ehhh oh well..
Hope ya enjoy <3

Oh gee, it's Sunday.
Which means school tomorrow :L
Meh, anyways, chapter 4 is up :)

Knock knock!
I'M HOMEEEE(:
And I brought something for you!
Chapter 12.
Hope ya like it!
And tell me what you think of the story so far!
Dont forget to read those Authors Notes!
Love ya xx

Guess whos back with chapter 11??
MMEEEE(:
Hope you like it!
And continue reading the Author Notes. Gonna start adding questions each time for you guys to answer!! :)
Love yas xx

CHAPTER 3 IS UP YO.
Sorry for all these late uploads D: I swear this concussion will be the end of me. Plus I've been working on a novel project, and an essay about Eudora Welty -.-
And the concussion is making me suck in math and spanish currently, so I've been trying to do better in those xD
Also I promise the next chapter will be more interesting, considering there will be a new character c; Muah, spoiler alert.
It's almost friday mannnnn :D
Have a good day <3

yeah, they're not true friends.. all my real ones live 2 hours away :(

jessica whats wrong with me?

im not so good but thanks how r u? x

Who is this?
Me! Emma!
Telling you that a new chapter is up.
Hope you like it!!
xx

Suppidy dup!
...that sounded WAY cooler in my head and now that I'm reading it again, it sounds weird but I'll keep it there anyway.
So, I uploaded chapter four of I Met Him On Omegle, make sure you commmennnttt (:
Hm... what to say, what to say. Well, I met this guy on Witty ;) Me and a couple of friends went on Skype with him. He had a really, really, really hot friend and they were American but the original guy was a d/ck.
What a boring story.
I'd be a horrible story teller.
In my primary school, we used to do this thing called 'Circle Time.' The teacher would ask a question and we all had to answer it when we held the ball which was past around. The question was usually something deep.
LETS PLAY THAT GAME!
Question: *enter dramatic question here*
Me: *Answers dramatically* ((hands ball to you))
You: *Answer with some inspirational quote*

Heeeeeeey slore. It's been freaking almost a MONTH since I've posted chapter 2 of My Mistake. WELLLLLL I've finally posted chapter 3. I'm so sorry. D; SCHOOL IS CRAY YOU GUYS. Sophomore year is like dsgklha;gdfsh but whatever, I'm lovin' it so. I'm in the play which takes up aLL OF MY TIME. I'm a munckin in The Wizard of Oz ;) GET ON MY LEVEL BIATCHES. Anyway. Yeah. Please comment on it so I know what you guys think! PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS. hehe c; UM YEAH HERE'S A LINK.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6296652
-everyb0dyt4lks / elizabeth