LaylaIsabella

Status: Taken by my sexy beast DanielleLovesYou (Danielle) You know i love you <3
Joined: March 29, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 287493
Location: California
Gender: F
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Quotes by LaylaIsabella

The best make-up that any girl
could wear ;
is a smile ;)
Awesome things we did when we were kids;
                      You stirred your ice-cream                                                             to make ice-cream soup♥
By : LaylaIsabella
So a few days ago ..
an 18 girl stopped me
on the street and asked me : "What is Obama's last name?"
And i was like : "Are you sure you are 18?"

Admit it,
you've googled yourself before.

 

So i heard you like bad boys...
 

Sure?

Well, not to brag or anything, but one time i went to the movies..
 
 
I didn't turn off my cell phone.
 

 

Son there's a random question : if you had 10 chocolate cakes, and someone askes for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?

10.
 

What if they force you?

still 10.
 

What if they STEAL it?

10 cakes and a dead body.
 

 

omg! i just found something really bad:(

What happaned?:(
 

I just found out that i'm adopted .... :(

You didn't know?
 

WHAT?!

Dude, seriously? your mum's black, your dad's white, and your asian.
 
I don't mean to judje i just found it funny.
Girl :  We are best friends right?
Boy : Yes, of course.
Girl : So be honest with me who do you like?
Boy : No one, I love someone.
Girl : Oooh, she must be very lucky.
Boy : Definitely , I'v loved her ever since i met her.
Girl : Really? since we're best friends i wanna meet her, Go call her.
Boy : Oh okay,
*Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her.*
Girl : Wait, hold on, i think i'm getting a call.
*Answers phone*
Girl : Hello?
Boy : I love you.

 

U r such a Bi-tch!

Thank you!
 

WTF?!

Bi-tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is in nature, nature is beautiful.
 

I hope you step on a piece of lego!

OH HELL NO YOU U DID NOT JUS GO THERE!
 


You CAN'T be good
enough for
everybody, but you
will always be the
BEST for the one who
deserves you.