LaylaTheAwesome
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I am Satan
Joined: June 20, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: January 30
user id: 363674
Location: Hell
Gender: F
Joined: June 20, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: January 30
user id: 363674
Location: Hell
Gender: F
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I like bands and pizza
Follow me on twitter @laylatheawesome
I'm married to the music, for better or for worse.
Stretched ears + 6 piercings /\_/\
666 Party With The Devil
Lord Of The Rings
The Avengers
so um.....yeah
Follow me on twitter @laylatheawesome
I'm married to the music, for better or for worse.
Stretched ears + 6 piercings /\_/\
666 Party With The Devil
Lord Of The Rings
The Avengers
so um.....yeah
Quotes by LaylaTheAwesome
Phone call home
Elementary school: Why you gotta call my mommy tho?
Middle school: Man f uck that *Gives wrong number*
High school: IDGAF b/tch, I'll call her my self!
Elementary school: Why you gotta call my mommy tho?
Middle school: Man f uck that *Gives wrong number*
High school: IDGAF b/tch, I'll call her my self!
When I was like 6 years old I
thought that the rule in Chinese restaurant was you had to eat
everything with chopsticks and i mean everything, so it came to
dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating with
chopsticks and all these Asian people were staring at me with
jaws dropped and when I'd finished I got a f ucking round of
applause.
Wen life knocks you down... Calmly
get back up, smile, and very politely say "You hit like a
b/tch"
If anyone ever tells you you put
you much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You
don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Alex Gaskarth
@JackAllTimeLow Babe :(comment · like
@JackAllTimeLow Babe :(comment · like
Jack Barakat
@AlexAllTimeLow What's wrong lex?
23 hours ago · Like
@AlexAllTimeLow What's wrong lex?
23 hours ago · Like
Alex Gaskarth
@JackAllTimeLow Bunk needs warmth
22 hours ago · 19 people like this
@JackAllTimeLow Bunk needs warmth
22 hours ago · 19 people like this
Jack
Barakat
@AlexAllTimeLow I'm coming for you
23 hours ago · Like
@AlexAllTimeLow I'm coming for you
23 hours ago · Like
Alex Gaskarth
@JackAllTimeLow Please do. I'm loosing it. This batman blanket dosen't do you justice.
22 hours ago · 19 people like this
@JackAllTimeLow Please do. I'm loosing it. This batman blanket dosen't do you justice.
22 hours ago · 19 people like this
Jack Barakat
@AlexAllTimeLow I'm cooler than a superhero anyways :)
23 hours ago · Like
@AlexAllTimeLow I'm cooler than a superhero anyways :)
23 hours ago · Like
Everybody is slowly going back to
school one buy one, Its kinda like a horror movie but
worse
"Go on" I whisper as I
unfold my hands towards the open sky. A single f.uck escapes from
my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air "you're
free now" my last f.uck has gone, I have none left to
give.
Hipsters: Do you
have any idea how much it hurts to love someone who will never love
you back?
Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS
Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back
Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE
Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING THAT IS??
Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS
Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back
Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE
Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING THAT IS??
Alexander William
@AlexAllTimeLow
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Just yelled "swerve" at a nun
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