LegendaryLettuce

Status: Yes, I am a lettuce, deal with it
Joined: October 12, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 334328
Location: Mount Olympus
Gender: M
ALL YOUR LIFE YOU ARE TOLD THE THINGS YOU CANNOT DO.ALL YOUR LIFE THEY WILL SAY YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR STRONG ENOUGH OR TALENTED ENOUGH;THEY WILL SAY YOU ARE THE WRONG HEIGHT OR THE WRONG WEIGHT OR THE WRONG TYPE TO PLAY THIS OR BE THIS TO ACHIEVE THIS. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO, UNTIL ALL THE NOS BECOME MEANINGLESS. ALL YOUR LIFE THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, QUITE FIRMLY AND QUITE QUICKLY...... AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES.

Quotes by LegendaryLettuce

Please go Yolo yourself off a bridge if you belive in "Swag". 
I can't wait to strip down naked and rub my body suductively with water and bubbles.

Oh,

I mean I can't wait to take a shower. 
I Bet you guys can guess which song these lyrics come from:

WuBWUbWUbbbbWWWUUBBBBWubbyWubbityWEoooawWubWubWUb
Whoever invented Spin the Bottle must have been pretty persuasive, 
because that's a pretty creepy thing to suggest to people at parties.

"Hey, you guys want to stand in a circle and make out with each other?"
Cleveland: AHH! A BEAR!

Bear: AHH! BLACK GUY!

Cleveland: ...

Bear: Yeah, doesen't feel good does it?
Katy Perry - Blue hair

Rihanna - Red hair

Nicki Minaj - Pink hair

Lady Gaga - Green hair

Yep thats right, Power Rangers are back.
One dollar, two bags of gummy bears.

It's like I don't even care what happens for the rest of the day.
I'm bringin' lazy back

lol jk that would take too much work.
When life gives you health packs,

get ready for a boss fight.
"Sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing,

unless you're at a funeral.