Leilani12344

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Joined: August 11, 2011
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hey You! You are Beautiful and Perfect :)



Hey there! My name is Christa and I blow out the candles on October 28th (any witty twins?) I live in Canada and it gets pretty cold but I don't live in an igloo......ya.. I love disney movies as you might be able to tell and I love to sing and dance. I have been dancing since I was two and well I just love to dance. Without music, friends, and dance I would die. I love LMFAO, Cody Simpson, The Script, Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars, ONE DIRECTION <3 and my absolute favorite Jesse McCartney. Im blonde with green eyes and ya...? Um my friend showed me witty (tashaissocoollike) and you should follow her! Anyways that's about it so check out my qoutes fav them and please follow! :) (:

Leilani12344's Favorite Quotes





FML

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Jenna Marbles and maxnosleeves broke up

what has this world come to?






nmf

 I ate my twin in the womb.

                   -this moment is for the people who get this. i love you all.-
    
      
 




      When I get a boyfriend:

      Boyfriend: I love you.
      Me: Stop.
      Boyfriend: What did I do this time?
      Me: Meow.
      Boyfriend: So you're a cat now?
      Me: Did you know when Canadians look at snow it floats back up to the sky?
      Boyfriend: Wha-
      Me: You're a wizard, Harry!
      Boyfriend: You haven't even read Harry Potter yet.
      Me: It's on my list. Do you love me even though I'm a drug addict?
      Boyfriend: You do drugs?
      Me: No. Where did you get that idea?
      Boyfriend: I don't understand you.
      Me: I don't understand me either. Come contemplate the meaning of life with me.
      Boyfriend: Okay.






 



There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.

unbelievable.











 
Imagine it's New Years Eve.
You're sitting on a dark red love seat, sipping on some sparkling grape juice.
You're at a family party, bored out of your mind.
You decide that when you're done with your drink you're going to go outside and walk around.
So you do.
You're outside and the chilly weather is causing you to shiver a little.
Your cheeks are turning red.
As you're walking you hear people beginning to countdown.
They're at 60.
You hear footsteps.
59
You turn around
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You see a boy standing there and recognize him as the boy you have a crush on.
50
"What are you doing out? Shouldn't you be counting down?" You ask, and fold your arms over your chest, trying to warm yourself up.
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"I could be asking you the same thing," He smirks.
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"I was just taking a walk." You say slowly.
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"So was I," He walks closer to you.
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When he's almost too close you start to back up a little. "Have you thought about any resolutions?" He asks.
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"Uh... to be happy and to find love" You shiver a little.
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"I have pretty much the same," He begins.
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"But," he says, "there's one thing I would like to add to my list."
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"In order to find love,"
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"I have to ask out the girl I love."
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You nod, not understanding.
4
"So what I'm trying to say is 'do you love me back?'"
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He rushes up to you just as they get to o and he kisses you.
It lasts for a few seconds and when it's over, you look at him, smile and say,
"That was a question, wasn't it?"
He smiles back and says, "Of course it was,"
"The answer is yes," you say and you hug him tightly.

Suddenly something happens. You're being licked. What? You think. You open your eyes to your black and white cat licking you forehead and purring.

"Oh, great," you moan.
"Another dream."


 
Hey man, can I ask you something?

Ask away...

 

When I die, can you stand at my funeral dressed as the grim reaper not saying a word to anyone?

Sure, how much?

 

I'll leave $20 in my will

Deal

 


saw this somewhere, decided to post :D
Everything In This Room Is Edible Even Me!
But That Is Called Cannabalism And Is Frowned Upon...

 
-Willy Wonka
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Can I have 15 faves for my 15th birthday?