Less_of_Lies

Created myself a Navi Fairy, Hey, Listen! Text message notification ring tone, only wanted to throw my phone against the wall a mere 30 times on day one.

If I could go back in time, I would go back to the first time I saw you, and change it into the first time we met.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you, people would be like, "What are you doing with all those nickels?"

Plan for Failure, Expect disappointment, Celebrate Success!

Beware of Nothing.

I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.

PARENTS: They have you do something for them... when you're already doing something for them.

When I was a boy, my mamma would send me down to the corner store with 1 dollar, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs. You can't do now. Too many damn security cameras. -Grandpa

You're awkward, but in a good way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.

I really want to tell you how much I like you, but then you'd know.... :(