Lgirl

Status: Ello There
Joined: June 11, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 307618
Location: In yo closet
Gender: F
Hey Hey Hey:) I'm Lauren, nice to meet ya creeper! Since you're on my profile you might as well learn somethin about me:)



I LOVE watching movies.
I ALWAYS follow back. I love food more than anything , like, EVER. I'm weird, but in a good way.
+Friends, chocolate, Bowling For Soup, Panic! At The Disco, Boys Like Girls, All Time Low, Good Charlotte, Winter, Witty (obviously), SHOES, Animals, Volleyball, Softball, Jenna Marbles, and Dan.
-- When people don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom, planes, bitchy girls. If you don't know the difference between your and you're, GTFO.
My birthday is October 21 (Any twins?)I'm pretty much happy with my life. And I would love a new witty buddy, so comment on me profile.



Oh and my holmes is Haylie (Hgirl)
Go follow her!
I don't have a lot of followers, but I love every one of 'em!

Welp that's about it.
PEACE OUT GIRSCOUT! (or if you're a dude) BOYSCOUT
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Heeeeey, you just called me homeless? and ate chips really close to my face? lol well its hgirl in the hizzay! haha justkidding(:
You and Lakebed? TOO CUTE! hook me up with you know who(;
BAHAHA LOVE YOU BESTFRIEND!
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Quotes by Lgirl

Person: What do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt aliens.
Person: But aliens don't exist.
Me: Have you ever seen one?
Person: Well... No.
Me: You're welcome.

 
 
Teacher: Ok class give me an example of a coincidence. 
Me: My parents got married on the same day.




I've Come To The Conclusion That
Dryer Lint Is The Creamated Remains Of All My Missing Socks.



 
Whenever I see cute couples in the park kissing, I run up to them and say, 
I knew you were seeing someone else!
 

 

Normal People Running: Fuhking Olympian.
Me Running: Lol jk, I don't run.

Thowing ice cubes at people 
Who need to chill the fuhk out. 

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my family.
Police: Where does your family live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you and your family live?
Me: Together.

 
 

I've Never Even See
A Bully Steal A Nerd's Lunch Money. 

Girl I hate: Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Me: Yeah. That's why I don't go there anymore.
                           Plot Twist: Madge didn't die in the bombings, but went to District 13 and used their advanced technology to travel to our time. And used Suzanne Collins as a fake identity to write abouit her world of Panem so she could try and prevent The Hunger Games from ever happening.
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