LifeStory

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Joined: April 1, 2013
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Gender: F

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My teacher was giving out maths homework
and then when he was finished he was just like
"Yeah Yolo kids, yolo. Thats what you kids say today, innit?"
All I can just say is facepalm. It was that humiliating.

True Story

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true

I was looking at my mum's texts to her friend and they were just like:

Mum's friend: Hey babe lyk hw r u doin. u hvin gd time?

Mum: lyk babes im lyk hvin hell day. u totes nt seein wats goin on here.

Mum's friend: lyk omg u did nt see Derekey babey he is lyk totes omg

Mum: lyk omg i saw him he's lyk omg

You just don't understand the embarrassment i'm feeling.

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noo

Everybody thinks I'm like a sweet lil' bunny from heaven
when really I'm like a raging volcano from hell.

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really

Whenever someone posts a youtube url
and says "Watch this sh.t" I get really worried incase it's porrnn or something.

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true

me: I'm getting to addicted to witty, i can't go on it anymore
* 10 minutes later*
me: you know i'll just check if somebody has favourited my quote.
*ends up staying up all night*

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witty

If eating food was an exam
i'd be getting A*'s.

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yeah

How did people come up with names for stuff?

I mean would they just be like:
"I hereby declare this huge thing on my back bottom and for short it will be called butt"

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idk