You're emo.
I get that a lot.
You're ugly!
Girl, I'm imperfect and I proud of it.
Through Witty,
you'll finally understand my emotions, and how I'm built.
I am God's creation,
so don't you dare make fun of me.
I am proud to be a Wittian.
Pride is part of me.
just stop like srsly
r u stalking me? like stop
You guys don't understand how much my face hurts and I look like a tomato -.- I went in my friends pool yesterday and didn't put sunscreen on all day so now I'm burnt. Like what the actual ? Why do people get burnt? Is it necessary? No.
Alright, a new chapters up. Its chapter 17 & its in two parts, the first part went to *pending moderation* so I re-posted it after part 2 and hopefully it doesn't go back to *pending moderation* So please don't get confused and read part 2 before part 1.
Speaking of all this *pending moderation* shebang, my chapters just keep going to *pending moderation* and I really don't get why. Its piissing me off but hopefully, soon this will all be over and everything will be back to normal. For now, if you don't get to see the chapters on witty, you can go to my website: sugarfreakstories.weebly.com and go to the chapters tab and find all the chapters of UMP. As I upload on Witty, I'll put in on my website so if its pending moderation, you can just go to there. You can still comment on quotes which say *pending moderation* and I'll remind you when the next chapters up. If you have any questions, just ask (:
1] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee?
2] The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue?
3] Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie?
4] The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet?
5] Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?
6] A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva?
7] The average person falls asleep in seven minutes?
8] A new chapter's up?
BET YOU DIDN'T.
Did you just see that winky sad face, yeeep, that's the right there!
So, most people know how OBSESSED I am with cats, well today, I got a dog! It's weird because my whole family are all scared of dogs, so we go and get a German Shepard. It's 9 weeks old and is the cutest thing ever ^.^
I decided to let the puppy rest and come and upload! WOO HOO!
So, chapter 21 is up, while you're reading it, I suggest you listen to Delta Goodroms song, 'wish you were here' it helped me write the chapter (:
BYYEEE
CATS RULE!
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa