Lilasauraus

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Sometimes I'm happy.
& then, I'm like "Society, its not what it looks like!"

*With my friend*
Me: You're so pretty.
Friend: Aw thanks you too!
Me: Hahaha...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA..hahah..haha
Friend:
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Friend: ...
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..hahahah..hahaha..
Friend: Um...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..HAHHAHAHHA..aaaahh..hahah thats a good one.

Me on Omegle
 

Stranger: Hi
Me: LETS GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN. 
Stranger: What
Me: I KNOW WE ONLY MET BUT LETS PRETEND ITS LOVE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: What
Me: AND NEVER NEVER NEVER STOP FOR ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: What
ME: TONIGHT LETS GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ...
Me: AND LIVE WHILE WERE YOUUUUUUUNG!!!!!
Stranger: I love you
Me: How..we just met..?
Stranger: "I KNOW WE ONLY MET BUT LETS PRETEND ITS LOVE!!!"
 

People now: OMG I LOVE THE NEW WITTY ITS SOOO COOL! ITS NEW AND UPDATED AND I JUST LOVE IT, TOTALLY IN STYLE!

1 year from now: I miss the old witty.

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Me: *Listening to One Direction on full blast*
My mom: *Starts singing* "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND FALL IN TO MY ARMS ISNTEAD"
Me:
My mom: 
Me: 
My mom: 
Me: 
My mom
Me: Did I give you permission to speak.

True story

Witty bestfriend?
Preferabbly 13 or older
Someone I can text//call whenver:)
Someone who gives good advice
Someone who will listen to my problems.
 

Saying something stupid and thinking
"Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
I follow back:)

me: *Goes on google*
me: *Looks up pictures of Josh Hutcherson*
me: *gets pregnant*