A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan
officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
Needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes
Benz.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the
loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh
at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a
$5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park
my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke