How to
play "hard
to get"
with the
loser that
"wants a
break"
and How to
not miss
the loser
currently
breaking
your heart,
but you
love regardless,
Tip number
one:
don't text
him,
if he
texts
first,
wait
a day
before
replying.
Tip
number
two:
if
he doesn't
text
you anyway,
find
something
to do
to keep
your
mind off
it,
breaking
things
for art
helps.
Tip number
three:
if this
no longer
works
get yourself
the following,
wine,
chocolate,
wine,
more wine
and did I
mention
wine? Yeah
mix with
a dose
of heart
achingly
sad series
and you're
good
to go.