LittleRed99

Status: Marianas Trench <3
Joined: May 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 302719
Location: Narnia!
Gender: F

Helloz, I'm Layne and this is about moi:
       
~I act like I'm 5 and a half years old                               
                                        
~I'm called Little Red because of my hair        
                                         
~I'm a "creative" sometimes ditzy person
                                          
~I'm not allowed at Zellers anymore because of some events  there ;)            
                                          
~I love to give advise even though I need some myself  

MY FAVORITE BANDS ARE: IM5,ALL TIME LOW,TKWC AND MARIANAS TRENCH!!!

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Quotes by LittleRed99

Whenever I go on facebook I laugh so hard! People are so f*cking stupid!!! Wait, Thats my profile...
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Question: So who is who in the band?

Ian: I am Josh Ramsay and I sing vocals.

Matt: I am Matt Ayley and I play the keyboard guitar.

Mike: Hi, I'm Ian Casslman and I sing drums.

Josh: I'm Patches Donogie and I'm a fighting Irish!
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So who came up with the idea Marianas Trench as a band not a name?

Josh: We used to do childrens parties, like baloon animals and stuff but that didn't really work out so...

Ian: It was kinda cool...

Josh: It was pretty good but we wern't that good at it. And that one kid died...So

Matt:It was a disaster

Josh: And your not supposed to bite them...

Mike: Then we thought to ourselves what is an easier way to make a living?

Josh: Proubly being in a band.

Matt: Then it all started...
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-Family watching a movie-

Dad- Has anyone seen my toothbrush?
Me- No
Mom-No
Jackson- NO FATHER I HAVEN'T

-2 hours later at dinner-

Dad- Who in the he*l put my toothbrush in the shower!?
Brother- Layne...
Me- I did no such thing!
Mom- Stop fighting!!!
Dad- Layne, Did you hide my tooth brush in the shower?
Me- *Grabs salad and throws* NINJA NEVER ADMITS SECRETS!!!

-7 hours before-
Me- *Grabs toothbrush and throws in shower* Payback mother f*cker




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Me in the car with my Dad

-Call me Maybe plays on the radio-

Me-*sings* so call me maybe!

*Song ends*

Dad- I bet you people don't even know my age because I'm so hot.

Me- No, your a old fart.

Dad- No I hear ladies saying how hot I am. If I wasn't with Mom I would have all the chicks!

Me- Keep dreaming.

Dad- I bet your friends are like *goes into high pitch voice* "Your dad is sooo good looking!"

Me- No, They think your creepy.

Dad- *Mutters* All the chicks want me....

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Smiling
just because it makes that one person so mad. 
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Me: We got new neighbours. *Starts cheaking out the cute boy*
Mom: What does he have in his hand?
Me: I don't know.
Mom: THAT LITTLE FU*KER IS SMOKING!!! YOU WILL NOT GO NEAR HIM! EVER!
Me: You said you wouldn't swear as much.
Mom: But that little ba*tard...
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Brother: Pookey Bear!
Me: IF YOU DARE CALL ME THAT I WILL CALL YOU DOORKNOB!!!
Brother: Nice to meet you Pookey Bear, Im doorknob

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My brother has this hat that makes his ears stick out like an elf. Whenever he wears it I make him say "DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!"

Just to all them Harry Potter fans out there!
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