my mom and I got into an argument one time and
then we started getting really emotional
and she said “Obama means family”
and I swear I never cried so hard in my life
Me: May I please
use the restroom? Teacher: IDK CAN U Me: I know this may surprise your feeble mind,
but with these two legs of mine *makes click sound with mouth*, I
assure you- I can. *Walks out*