I am going to Mcdonalds and when i get back, This will be a top quote
Liam gives me a one direction erection. (:
One Direction Sucks. Bring on the hate, b1tches
If Mcdonald's got hot dogs, It would be pretty d*mn hard to order a McWeener with a straight face.
Friend: Did you hear that Britney Spears is getting sassy while filming X Factor?
Me: Why are you so suprised! I mean, ITS BRITNEY B*TCH!
Friend: Oh cool, Wendy's is open till 4 in the morning
Me: Yes, because someone on this word is going to crave a hamburger at 4 in the fuc**n morning.