LiveeLaughhLoveee
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Keep your head up as if your nose is bleeding
nmf-nmq
You Can't Spell Beautiful
without "BE
U"
<3
I
think
we all need
to learn a
lesson
from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
NMQ/NMF
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
NMQ/NMF
I BLAME MOVIES
for my high expectations of relationships
A man was in a
locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
nmq/nmf
♥
If your a CHEERLEADER favorite this if your not a b*tch
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If your a SOFTBALL player favorite this if your girly
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If your a SOCCERplayer favorite this is if you have emotions
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-If your a DANCER favorite this if you have hard practices
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If your a ATHLETE favorite this if no one gets it
until they play the sport.
NMF/NMQ
A relationship ends because you've outgrown it. It can begin again because you, as two, can fill the new shape. <3