LivingLifeRight

Person: Do you like One Direction?! EW!
Me: What? NO! That's for babies....
Person: Okay good.
Me: *RINGTONE* IF YOU DONT WANNA TAKE IT SLOW AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE ME HOME~
Person: Isn't that One Direction.
Me: No, must have grabbed my sister's phone.... 

*Real Life School Moments*
Me: He's so hot.
Friend: Stalker.
Me: His hair is perfect.
Friend: Stalker.
Me: I want to marry him.
Friend: Stalker.
Me: Don't worry he'll be back with the Aussies soon enough kangaroo hunting.

*Real Life School Moments*
Me: OMG BECKY I HATE YOU!
Friend: I'm not Becky.
Me: OMG BECKY YOU'RE SO DUMB.
Friend: What's your problem?
Me: Becky just stop you are not even funny.
Other Friend: What?
Me: OMG BRI CAN U BELIEVE BECKY?
Other Friend: My name isn't Bri.
Me: It's hard being this fab.

And for once….. 
I wish he would like me back.

I need emotional help.
One of the hot forgein exchange students going to my school this year liked my Facebook profile pic. 
I can't. 
I cannot.
Omg.
ASDFGHJKL.
HE'S FROM ITALY. 
DEAD. 
LEGIT.