LoVeOnLyHuRtS

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Joined: January 6, 2010
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Hey Dad, can I have some money for some Coke?
Sure is $60 okay?

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It's only $1.35?
Wow the price sure went down from when i was your age!!

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Dad. Coca-Cola?
Oh...Thats what you meant..

 

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Hey Dad! I got an 88 on my AP Bio test!
Yay! I'm so proud of you!

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Thanks
-_-

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Why the awkward face?
What are you talking about? Thats a chinese smiley face 'cause you're so smart!

 

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Where is all the food?
On the deck.

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Why?
Mum said i was exaggerating when i said there was no food in the house.

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Why are we related?!

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Mission Impossible - Inserting the USB correctly on the first try


 
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The suicidal moment when you realise..
you have homework and its a sunday night
 
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All of my penises are organised in a pen organiser
I really have no response to that.

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Wow should've been pens!!!
Oh whatever.

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When was the last time you were even romantic?!
Last night.

 

really? What did you do?
I took a long romantic walk.

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to where?
The Fridge.

 

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Don't beg for a boyfriend
by a boat and call it relation 
you now have a RELATIONSHIP
 

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penguins can't fly, i cant fly - therefore
i must be a penguin


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I hate it when you are trying to tell a punch line of a joke and you're laughing too much to get it out and then when you finally do people dont find it funny anyway
 

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