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Quotes by LolSoTrueQuotes

Lol So True: #250
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

Lol So True: #249
You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny.

Lol So True: #248
I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmellows. Big difference.

Lol So True: #247
Dear Math,
I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Lol So True: #246
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Lol So True: #245
Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are.

Lol So True: #244
If I was stranded on an island, I would take Dora with me. She has everything in her bag!

Lol So True: #243
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Lol So True: #242
When someone touches my phone I automatically turn to a ninja.

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Lol So True: #241
We are born naked, wet, hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.