LolSoTrueQuotes

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Lol So True: #220
If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
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Lol So True: #219
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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Lol So True: #218
Computers will never take place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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Lol So True: #217
When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
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Lol So True: #216
If I could remember school work like I could remember lyrics, I'd be a freaking genius.
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Lol So True: #213
If an object is more than five feet away, it becomes unnecessary.
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Lol So True: #212
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
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Lol So True: #211
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm at 6 AM is the fact that it's my cellphone.
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