Girl:Hey who is
this? Boy:Uhhh why? Girl:Because someone changed the
names in my phone to really stupid
and lame names. Boy:Oh cool :) What's
BAHAHAHAHA Boy:That is my real
could you? I trusted you and you cheated on
me!!! Dad: What's this about?
sorry dad,that was
meant to be for Jim. Dad:Oh. Girl:Yeahhh... Dad:On a completely unrelated
topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
;) Girl:Justin, I'm
lesbian. Boy:What?! Why didn't you
tell me before?? Girl:Because I just found out
yesterday I slept with a girl. Boy:Wait..you slept with me
last night!!! Girl:Exactly.
Boy #1:Dude come to the apartment
right now, the hamster just died. Boy #2:HAHAHAHA LOL autocorrect is
a b*tch,right? xD Boy #1:..... Boy #2:Please tell me it was
autocorrect... Boy #1:Sorry
man. Boy #2:NOOOOO MR.
coming to my wedding. Girl: You already know who you're marrying? Boy: Yeah, she's gorgeous. Girl: Oh, I bet! Boy: She's perfect. She just makes my life Girl: Cool Boy: So
I have a question... Girl:?... Boy: Will you marry me?