LookAtMeNow01

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Joined: June 8, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 181109

Quotes by LookAtMeNow01



TEXTS #92
 
Girl: Hey who is this?
Boy: Uhhh why?
Girl: Because someone changed the names in my phone to really stupid
and lame names.

Boy: Oh cool :) What's mine?
Girl: Gilbert.. BAHAHAHAHA
Boy: That is my real name.....


TEXTS #91
 
Boy: What would you do if 
I got you in my bed? ;)

Girl: Is it comfortable? ;)
Boy: Yes ;)
Girl: I'd go to sleep.
Boy: ....


TEXTS #90
 
Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
so I can't.

Boy #1: What'd you do?
Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!" 


TEXTS #89
 
Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
Dad: What's this about?
Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
meant to be for Jim.

Dad: Oh.
Girl: Yeahhh...
Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?


TEXTS #88
 
Boy: Hey babe ;)
Girl: Justin, I'm lesbian.
Boy: What?! Why didn't you tell me before??
Girl: Because I just found out yesterday I slept with a girl.
Boy: Wait..you slept with me last night!!!
Girl: Exactly.


TEXTS #87
 
Boy: You know what I want? :o
Girl: What's that?
Boy: You.
Girl: Aww! You know what I want? :)
Boy: What? 
Girl: Some ice cream.


TEXTS #86
 
Boy #1: Dude come to the apartment right now, the hamster just died.
Boy #2: HAHAHAHA LOL autocorrect is a b*tch,right? xD
Boy #1: .....
Boy #2: Please tell me it was autocorrect...
Boy #1: Sorry man.
Boy #2: NOOOOO MR. PUFFY!!!!!


TEXTS #85
 
Boy: You're coming to my wedding.
Girl: You already know who you're marrying?
Boy: Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Girl: Oh, I bet!
Boy: She's perfect. She just makes my life
Girl: Cool
Boy: So I have a question...
Girl: ?...
Boy: Will you marry me?


TEXTS #84
 
Girl: What's the first thing you notice when you look at other girls?
Boy: They aren't you.
 
<3


TEXTS #83
 
Daughter: I hate my job!
Mom: You know, there's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.