Girl:Hey who is
this? Boy:Uhhh why? Girl:Because someone changed the
names in my phone to really stupid
and lame names. Boy:Oh cool :) What's
mine? Girl:Gilbert..
BAHAHAHAHA Boy:That is my real
name.....
Boy #1:Hey wanna come
over? Boy #2:Sorry man, I got
grounded
so I can't. Boy #1:What'd you
do? Boy #2:I got in a fight with my
mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled
"HELL YES I AM!"
Girl: How
could you? I trusted you and you cheated on
me!!! Dad: What's this about?
Girl: Oh
sorry dad,that was
meant to be for Jim. Dad:Oh. Girl:Yeahhh... Dad:On a completely unrelated
topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
Boy:Hey babe
;) Girl:Justin, I'm
lesbian. Boy:What?! Why didn't you
tell me before?? Girl:Because I just found out
yesterday I slept with a girl. Boy:Wait..you slept with me
last night!!! Girl:Exactly.
Boy #1:Dude come to the apartment
right now, the hamster just died. Boy #2:HAHAHAHA LOL autocorrect is
a b*tch,right? xD Boy #1:..... Boy #2:Please tell me it was
autocorrect... Boy #1:Sorry
man. Boy #2:NOOOOO MR.
PUFFY!!!!!
Boy:You're
coming to my wedding. Girl: You already know who you're marrying? Boy: Yeah, she's gorgeous. Girl: Oh, I bet! Boy: She's perfect. She just makes my life Girl: Cool Boy: So
I have a question... Girl:?... Boy: Will you marry me?