LordVoldemort

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Joined: July 1, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 189476



Currently... 50 followers/Death Eaters, including the creator of WittyProfiles.
That is nothing compared to the whole population of this, what do you call it, website. Are you people just lazy and unfaithful or are there over 100,000 Muggles/Mudbloods here?!



I'M NOT DEAD. HAH.

Lord Voldemort, born 31st December 1926


Steve, the creator of WittyProfiles, is following me.
That proves I am almighty.





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^ Do you like my new pet cat? I think he looks a lot like me. I shall call him... Lord Voldemort.
Or maybe Mr Fuzzles.

 



Quotes by LordVoldemort



I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have theirs and so do your dirty clothes... Namely a dresser.
- Lord Voldemort


 


Favorite this
if you actually know what Pigfarts is.
(The people who don't are most likely Muggles. *sigh*)


- Lord Voldemort


 



"Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met."

That has to be the only wise thing Albus Dumbledore has ever said.

- Lord Voldemort


 


I'M AS HAPPY AS A SQUIRREL
...As long as I'm with Mr Quirrell


~ Me in A Very Potter Musical. You know you love it.
- Lord Voldemort



 


According to Bellatrix Lestrange...
I was always too sexy for my nose.
That made me feel better.

- Lord Voldemort

 


After I killed a stupid Muggle girl today, a random Muggle boy looked at her dead body and yelled,
"YOU GOT KEDAVRA'D!"
I hate children, and I don't even know that boy, but I now want to adopt him.

Would I make a good dad?
- Lord Voldemort

 



If you are what you eat, then I am a unicorn.

- Lord Voldemort


 



How Many Ministers Of Magic Does It Take To Light Up A Wand?
One, but he has to ask Dumbledore for advice first.





How Many Divination Teachers Does It Take To Light Up A Wand?
None; her Inner Eye has just informed her that it will be bright and sunny all day, and who is she to refuse the promptings of fate?