Lori18

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Bon Qui Qui: Next please.

Customer: Hi, can I get a number 5, with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned."

Bon Qui Qui: Haha, no. Security! Security! This girl needs to go, needs to go."

Manager: Bon Qui Qui, what?

Bon Qui Qui: Sir, she was tryin' to fight me, Sir.

Customer: No, I wasn't!

Bon Qui Qui: Girl, I will cut you.

Manager: Sorry, she's with our "out of the hood" program.

 ♦Like if you remember Bon Qui Qui :)

 
Tracker Jackers.
Just another reason to be scared of bees...

nmq
 

 "I can't GO to Pigfarts. IT'S ON MARS. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."
                                                                                                               --Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical

 

  Single.

  Taken.

☑ Mentally dating a celebrity that doesn't know you exist.

 
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it does not come back, it was never meant to be.
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm crazy. I'm silly. I'm funny. I'm cute. I'm brave. I'm girly. I'm sweet. I'm LOUD. I'm cheerful. I'm opinionated. I'm annoying. I'm fun! I'm outgoing...sometimes. I'm NOT everything that I wish I could be, but I'm everything I need to be. I'm just me. 
 

        And I like it like that.

10 THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOUR INSANE

1. Follow them all around the house.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Run into walls
4.Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a big grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine" ;)
5. Have 20 imaginery friends that you talk to all the time.
6. When your in public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
7.Hold their hand and whisper, "I see dead people."
8. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"
9. Try to swim on the floor.
10. Tap on their door all night. :)
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most, saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing, and wish you had?