LoudLaugher on Witty Profiles

Raccoons have toes,
I have toes,
Therefore I am a Unicorn ♥

LoudLaugher
funny

I'm a FREAKING NINJA Q<-<!

LoudLaugher
funny

Today, my dad woke me up for school,
And he says,
"Hey! Do you know what you're doing tonight?"
I replied, still half asleep,
And then I hear my dad laughing.
Apparently I had answered I was going,
Monster Hunting.

MLIA ♥

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LoudLaugher
funny

Holy poop!
I doubt any of you guys are reading this

Still here?

Good...

Now you can reward yourself with a banana.

You are welcome!

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LoudLaugher
funny

girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid

because it was a small town, and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as

though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

when she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl
had been killed in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her
When the policeman asked him,
he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Re-post this if you truly
believe in God

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"

STAND UP FOR HIM
51% won't re-post this
be the one who's smart whom he protects.
re-post.(:

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LoudLaugher
inspirational

☺ Sometimes, all you need is a smile.

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LoudLaugher
inspirational

For the days we want to kill each other:

You get the Shovel, I'll get the Pail,
You get the Play-Doh, I'll get the Molds,
You get the Cookies, I'll get the Milk,
You get Barbie, I'll get Ken,

Because you are my best friend, and we're never too old to have fun.

You be the Mac, I'll be the Cheese,
You be the Salt, I'll be the Pepper,
You be Santa, I'll be the Elf,
You be the Dog, I'll be the Cat,

Because you are my best friend, and we're never too old to play pretend.

Because I'm the Happy to your Day, let's keep it that way ☺

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LoudLaugher
friendship

When I'm with you I see Pink
When I'm without you I see Gray
When you make me laugh I see Green
When you make me cry I see Blue

When I think of life with you I see Brown, which is not happy or sad,but all in all, you make my life...
Pink<3

This is mine...I think. I've never seen it before but Ya never know... But I think its all mine ;)

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LoudLaugher
love

1. How old are you? 13
2. Do you think you've ever been in love? no.
3. How many guys have you said "i love you" to? Family count? lol
4. Have you ever told a guy you loved him and not meant it? never
5. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 5 but it wasn't a real kiss
6. Have you ever fallen for your best guy friend?A couple times...lol .
7. Have you ever used one guy to make another guy jealous? nope
8. If you really thought you were in love with your best friend's ex, would you date him even if it wasn't okay with her? No way! Not if she wasn't ok with it.
9. Hoes before Bros? Duh
10. Have you ever asked a guy out? no
11. When it comes to looks, you prefer guys with what color hair? Dark brown or black.
12. Eyes? Green
13. What body type do you look for in a guy? [ex: tall and skinny, short, chubby, muscular..ect] taller than me
14. Hmm okay forget the looks now. Name five qualities you look for in a boyfriend. He's gotta have cute smile, pretty eyes, sensitive, funny, and straight as a board
15Group dates or just the two of you? Depends if it was the first date or not
16. What type of guy really catches your eye? [ex: Jock, country, emo, brainy type, ect.] My current crush is a jock
17Ever had a broken heart? nah
18. Celebrity crush? none
19. Have you ever turned down a really sweet guy that you liked, because of his looks, or because you were embarrassed to be seen with him? Nope
20. Do you wish you had a second chance with any guy? yeah
21. What's your idea of a perfect date? Romantic dinner and/or something crazy!
22. Do you beleive in love at first sight? no way. I mean what if he was a pshyco?
23. Do you think people can stop loving each other? yes.
24. Have you ever stayed in a relationship with a guy you really didn't like? no.
25. Could you imagine dating your best guy friend? Not really, sounds awkward
26. Your best friend broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years last month. She's moved on. Is it okay to date her ex? Only if she says its ok.
27. Should the guy always pay for the date? At least sometimes
28. What's the biggest turn on? [ex: good with kids, athletic, good cook ect.] Anything that makes me smile, like his smile =)
29. Do your parents usually approve of your boyfriends? Haven't had one yet...
30. Favorite romance movie? Titanic. It's soooo sweet =)
31. Would you rather have a relationship like Romeo and Juliet, or Noah and Allie? who's noah and allie?
32. In your oppinion, can a guy have a really close friend that's a girl, without liking her as a girlfriend? Duh.
33. Musically Talented or Football Star? Both lol
34. Is marriage and kids something you look forward to when you're older? Um....kinda
35. Have you already thought of names for your children? Boy: Zander, Oliver, or Dominic. Girl: Olivia, Thalia, Annabelle, or Kayla
36. What did you think of this survey? meh

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