Not mine: "Today I told my mom, that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were practically dating, my mom says 'I didn't know Selena Gomez was lesbian.' Or summin' like that ;)
Favorite if this gets you thinking hard. "Have you ever changed 'When life gives you lemons...' Into 'When life gives you apples...' And wonder if you make apple juice or apple sauce?" -Lena
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Orange Juice And Have Everyone Wondering How The Heck You Did That -Emma