"Today I told my mom, that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber
were practically dating, my mom says 'I didn't know
Selena Gomez was lesbian.'
Or summin' like that ;)
Favorite if this gets you thinking hard.
"Have you ever changed 'When life gives you
lemons...' Into 'When life gives you apples...' And
wonder if you make apple juice or apple
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Orange Juice
And Have Everyone Wondering How The Heck You Did That