LoveALike

TODAY IT'S MY

B-DAY AND

HELL YEAH I'M

HAVING A

GREAT TIME!

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY TO

ME ;) ♥♥

fake tans don't make you look pretty,
THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DORITO.
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(this does not belong to ginger_zayn i ffound iit and though it was cute)

-Honey, I'll be back later. Take care of your little brother
-He's gone...
-WHAT? What do you mean?
-We were playing hide and seek...
-Where is he?
-Well, it wouldn't be called hide and seek if I knew that 

Hey, Amanda, will u go out with me? :)
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Hey, Amanda, will u go out with me? :)
Error 34256: This person doesn't want to go out with you. Try someone else.

kid one: "when i grow up, i want to be a doctor!"
kid two: "i want to be a hairdresser!"
kid three: "i want to be a zookeeper!
teacher: "lizzy, what do you want to be?"
little me: "i want to be a unicorn."
teacher: "you mean you want to have a unicorn?'
little me: "no. i am going to be a unicorn."
teacher: "unicorns don't exist..."
little me: "you're just jealous that i'm a unicorn."
we found this conversation ^ on a tape that my mom recorded of my first day of kindergarten.i haven't changed at all (:

Dad: Will you marry me?
Daughter: EW NO!
Dad: Good. We'll just keep practicing this so that when someone actually asks you to marry them, it'll just be a kneejerk reaction.

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