LoveAndWar
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Joined: July 9, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 28
user id: 316085
Location: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Road, Sydney.
Gender: F
Joined: July 9, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 28
user id: 316085
Location: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Road, Sydney.
Gender: F
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Hi. My name is Unicorn, and I like procrastinating. Being awkward is also kinda fun.
Oh, and cupcakes. Yeah, cupcakes are fun. My brother is named Penguin
(he's adopted, just don't tell him). There's this guy at my school, and his name is
Fish, and I have a huge crush on him, even though he hyperventilates all the time
, and, my friends Dandelion and Pole tell me that he's from the ocean, but, that's
impossible, right? Yeah, I know. Dandelion and Pole are just full of bananas. I'm
named after my mom, grandpa, grandma, cousin, aunt, and 17th uncle twice
removed. The rest of my family is named Giraffe. I don't know why, but I have
an abnormally large neck... hmmmm. My favorite foods are Sealions dipped
in salt and vinegar by-product, and 7 year old larva that always gets stuck
on my tail. This popular girl at my school, Puppy, is really mean, and bad.
I saw her making out with her boy-friend, Wolf. I can't have a boy-friend
until I'm 907, so I have to wait another 301 years! SO UNFAIR! And, I can't
get a phone until I'm 800! My Best Friend For Eternity, Headphones, has had
her phone since she was just 693! All in all, I think that my life is very unfair,
but, I try to survive!
Oh, and cupcakes. Yeah, cupcakes are fun. My brother is named Penguin
(he's adopted, just don't tell him). There's this guy at my school, and his name is
Fish, and I have a huge crush on him, even though he hyperventilates all the time
, and, my friends Dandelion and Pole tell me that he's from the ocean, but, that's
impossible, right? Yeah, I know. Dandelion and Pole are just full of bananas. I'm
named after my mom, grandpa, grandma, cousin, aunt, and 17th uncle twice
removed. The rest of my family is named Giraffe. I don't know why, but I have
an abnormally large neck... hmmmm. My favorite foods are Sealions dipped
in salt and vinegar by-product, and 7 year old larva that always gets stuck
on my tail. This popular girl at my school, Puppy, is really mean, and bad.
I saw her making out with her boy-friend, Wolf. I can't have a boy-friend
until I'm 907, so I have to wait another 301 years! SO UNFAIR! And, I can't
get a phone until I'm 800! My Best Friend For Eternity, Headphones, has had
her phone since she was just 693! All in all, I think that my life is very unfair,
but, I try to survive!
LOVE, UNICORN
Quotes by LoveAndWar
GIRLS
Get bloating, cramps, blood and irritability.
GUYS
should get a good, strong kick in the
balls once a month.
nmf
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Witty
Is the 206,988th most poular website on the interweb!
(I searched it up)
Is the 206,988th most poular website on the interweb!
(I searched it up)
#fangirlin!
You know, somebody actually complimented me
on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen,
saying 'Parking Fine'.
If I agreed with you,
we would both be wrong.
nmf
we would both be wrong.
nmf
Spongebob: What do you usually do when i’m
gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
Now that, ladies and gentleman, is true friendship.
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
Now that, ladies and gentleman, is true friendship.
I don't
now why people say nothing is impossible.
I mean, I do nothing every day.
nmf
I mean, I do nothing every day.
nmf
Shot me 'outta the sky
youre my kryptonite
youre my kryptonite
♥
And who else
is watching the VMA's?
Whiz Khalifa is a
father.
'Nuff said
'Nuff said