LoveFighter15

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dallasrae910 | Witty Profiles $(document).ready(function() { // delete a user comment (xhr) $("button.delete_user_comment_btn").livequery("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var user_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"delete_user_comment", user_comment_id:user_comment_id}, success: function(html) { //$("#user_comment_status").html(html); $("#comment_"+user_comment_id).fadeTo('slow', 0, function() { $("#comment_"+user_comment_id).slideUp('slow', function() { $("#comment_"+user_comment_id).remove(); }); }); }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // add a user comment (xhr) $(".add_user_comment_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var user_comment_meat = $("#user_comment_meat").val(); var recipient_user_id = $("#recipient_user_id").val(); $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"add_user_comment", recipient_user_id:recipient_user_id, user_comment_meat:user_comment_meat}, success: function(html) { // check for flooding message / error if (html.length > 200) { // insert the comment into the DOM // clear the comment form // $("#comments").prepend(html); $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); $("#user_comment_meat").val(''); } else { // display error $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); } }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // load more user comments $("#more_user_comments_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var user_id = $("#comments_user_id").val(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val()); $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_user_comments", user_id:user_id, page:page+1}, success: function(html) { $(html).appendTo("#comments"); $("#comments_page").val(page + 1); }, error: function (html) { alert('please try again.'); } }); }); // delete a quote comment (xhr) $("button.delete_quote_comment_btn").livequery("click", function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var quote_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"delete_quote_comment", quote_comment_id:quote_comment_id}, success: function(html) { $("#comment_"+quote_comment_id).fadeTo('slow', 0, function() { $("#comment_"+quote_comment_id).slideUp('slow', function() { $("#comment_"+quote_comment_id).remove(); }); }); }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // add a quote comment (xhr) $(".add_quote_comment_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var quote_comment_meat = $("#quote_comment_meat").val(); var quote_id = $("#quote_id").val(); $.ajax({ type:"POST", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"add_quote_comment", quote_id:quote_id, quote_comment_meat:quote_comment_meat}, success: function(html) { // check for flooding message / error if (html.length > 200) { // insert the comment into the DOM // clear the comment form // $("#comments").prepend(html); $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); $("#quote_comment_meat").val(''); } else { // display error $(html).hide().prependTo("#comments").fadeIn("slow"); } }, error: function(html) { alert('Something bad happened. Please try again.'); } }); }); // load more quote comments $("#more_quote_comments_btn").click(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); var quote_id = $("#comments_quote_id").val(); var page = parseInt($("#comments_page").val()); $.ajax({ type:"GET", url:"/api.php", data: {a:"get_quote_comments", quote_id:quote_id, page:page+1}, success: function(html) { $(html).appendTo("#comments"); $("#comments_page").val(page + 1); }, error: function (html) { alert('please try again.'); } }); }); // make sure all the divs used in quotes are not fixed position $(".grid_11 div").each(function (i) { if (this.style.position == "fixed") { this.style.position = "inherit"; } }); }); $(document).ready(function(){ // insert an alert int othe top of the meat col //$(".meatcol").prepend('

Detox Weekend: This weekend, all quotes will temporarily have their formatting removed. Why do this? Some Witty members thought it would be fun to have the top quotes be based on the content of the quote, not the formatting. If you submit a quote with formatting during Detox Weekend, the quote will appear without formatting until Monday. Have fun!

'); // clear the search box when someone goes to type in it $("#searchbox").focus(function() { if ($("#searchbox").val() == 'search') { $("#searchbox").val(''); } }); // show the sign in form. $("#sign_in_link").click(function(event) { $("#sign_in_form").show(); $("#add_link").hide(); $("#top_link").hide(); $("#newest_link").hide(); $("#random_link").hide(); $("#sign_in_link").hide(); $("#join_link").hide(); $("#categories_link").hide(); $("#searchform").hide(); event.preventDefault(); }); // cancel showing the sign in form $("#cancel_login").click(function(event) { $("#sign_in_form").hide(); $("#add_link").show(); $("#top_link").show(); $("#newest_link").show(); $("#random_link").show(); $("#sign_in_link").show(); $("#join_link").show(); $("#categories_link").show(); $("#searchform").show(); event.preventDefault(); }); $("#account_settings_link").click(function(event) { $("#categories_links").hide(); offset = $(this).position(); $("#account_settings_links").css("top",(offset.top+45)+"px").css("left",offset.left+"px").toggle(); event.preventDefault(); }); // show the categories $("#categories_link").click( function(event) { $("#account_settings_links").hide(); offset = $(this).position(); $("#categories_links").css("top",(offset.top+45)+"px").css("left",offset.left+"px").toggle(); event.preventDefault(); }); $(".favheart").click(function(){ var quote_id = $(this).attr('id').split("_"); quote_id = quote_id[quote_id.length - 1]; if ($(this).hasClass("favheartOff")) { favs.addToFavs(quote_id); } if ($(this).hasClass("favheartOn")) { favs.removeFromFavs(quote_id); } }); // prevent accidental quote deletions $(".delete-a-quote").live("click", function() { $("#deletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).show(); }); $(".delete-a-quote-cancel").live("click", function() { $("#deletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).hide(); }); // prevent accidental quote deletions $(".undelete-a-quote").live("click", function() { $("#undeletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).show(); }); $(".undelete-a-quote-cancel").live("click", function() { $("#undeletequoteform-"+this.id.split("-")[1]).hide(); }); // report quote $(".report_quote_btn").livequery("click", function() { $("#report_quote_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_quote_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_quote_form', quote_id:quote_id}); }); $(".report_quote_confirm_btn").livequery("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled') var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flagquote_" + quote_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_quote"e_id=' + quote_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_quote_section_' + quote_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this quote to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_quote_section_' + quote_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this quote.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that quote again.'); } }); }); // report user $(".report_user_btn").livequery("click", function() { $("#report_user_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_user_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_user_form', user_id:user_id}); }); $("button.report_user_confirm_btn").livequery("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled') var user_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flaguser_" + user_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_user&user_id=' + user_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_user_section_' + user_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this user to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_user_section_' + user_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this user.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that user again.'); } }); }); // report user comment $(".report_user_comment_btn").livequery("click", function() { $("#report_user_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var user_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_user_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_user_comment_form', user_comment_id:user_comment_id}); }); $("button.report_user_comment_confirm_btn").livequery("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled') var user_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flagusercomment_" + user_comment_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_user_comment&user_comment_id=' + user_comment_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_user_comment_section_' + user_comment_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this comment to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_user_comment_section_' + user_comment_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this comment.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that comment again.'); } }); }); // report quote comment $(".report_quote_comment_btn").livequery("click", function() { $("#report_quote_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var quote_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#report_quote_comment_section_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_report_quote_comment_form', quote_comment_id:quote_comment_id}); }); $("button.report_quote_comment_confirm_btn").livequery("click", function() { var btn_id = this.id; $(this).attr('disabled', 'disabled') var quote_comment_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; var flag = $("input:radio[name=flagquotecomment_" + quote_comment_id + "]:checked").val(); $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: '/api.php', data: 'a=report_quote_comment"e_comment_id=' + quote_comment_id + '&flag=' + flag, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#report_quote_comment_section_' + quote_comment_id).html('

Thank you for bringing this comment to our attention. You are helping to make Witty a better place.

'); } else { if (msg == 'noselection') { $('#report_quote_comment_section_' + quote_comment_id).append('

please select a reason.

'); $("#"+btn_id).removeAttr('disabled'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this comment.'); } } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try reporting that comment again.'); } }); }); // toggle quote source $("span.get_quote_code").live("click", function() { $("#code_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).toggle(); var quote_id = this.id.split("_")[1]; $("#code_" + this.id.split("_")[1]).load('/api.php', {a:'get_quote_code', quote_id:quote_id}); }); }); var favs = { addToFavs : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'add_quote_to_faves'; var params = 'a=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id ; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).addClass('favheartOn'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).removeClass('favheartOff'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).attr({alt:'remove from faves', title:'remove from faves'}); var new_score = parseInt($('#score_' + quote_id).html()) + 1; var new_label = 'Remove from Faves'; $('#score_' + quote_id).text(new_score); $('#scorelabel_' + quote_id).text(new_label); } else { alert('Please sign in to add this quote to your faves'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try adding that quote to your favorites again.'); } }); }, removeFromFavs : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'remove_quote_from_faves'; var params = 'a=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id ; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).addClass('favheartOff'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).removeClass('favheartOn'); $('#fav_btn_' + quote_id).attr({alt:'add to favs', title:'add to favs'}); var new_score = parseInt($('#score_' + quote_id).html()) - 1; var new_label = 'Add to Faves'; $('#score_' + quote_id).text(new_score); $('#scorelabel_' + quote_id).text(new_label); } else { alert('uh oh'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try removing that quote from your favorites again.'); } }); } } var quote = { reportQuote : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/quote.php'; var action = 'report'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id ; $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('Thank you for telling us that this quote doesn\'t follow the rules.'); } else { alert('Please sign in to report this quote'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh. something went wrong. Please try reporting that quote again.'); } }); } } // prevent accidental deletion var follow = { startfollowing : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'start_following'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id ; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('Please sign in to follow this person.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try following that person again.'); } }); }, stopfollowing : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'stop_following'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id ; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok'); } else { alert('not ok'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try to stop following that person again.'); } }); } } var block = { startblocking : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'start_blocking'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id ; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('Ok. This person\'s comments will no longer show on your profile and your quotes.'); } else { alert('Please sign in to block this person.'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try blocking that person again.'); } }); }, stopblocking : function ( user_id ) { var url = '/api.php'; var action = 'stop_blocking'; var params = 'a=' + action + '&user_id=' + user_id ; $.ajax({ type: "POST", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg) { if (msg == 'ok') { alert('ok. This person\'s comments will now show on your profile and your quotes.'); } else { alert('not ok'); } }, error: function() { alert('uh oh, something went wrong. Please try to stop blocking that person again.'); } }); } } var votes = { // // vote up a quote // voteUp : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/vote.php'; var action = 'voteup'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id ; var intervalID = setInterval('drawrandomchar('+quote_id+')',100); $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg){ if (msg == 'ok') { $.get("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id, function(data){ clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html(parseInt(data) + 1); }); } else { clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html("signin").animate({opactiy:1},4000).load("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id); } }, error: function() { clearInterval(intervalID); alert('Uh oh, something went wrong. Please try voting up this quote again.'); } }); }, // // vote down a quote // voteDown : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/vote.php'; var action = 'votedown'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id ; var intervalID = setInterval('drawrandomchar('+quote_id+')',100); $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg){ if (msg == 'ok') { $.get("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id, function(data){ clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html(parseInt(data) - 1); }); } else { clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html("signin").animate({opactiy:1},4000).load("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id); } }, error: function() { clearInterval(intervalID); //$("#score_" + quote_id).html("?"); alert('Uh oh, something went wrong. Please try voting down this quote again.'); } }); }, // // vote up a quote RANDOM // voteUpRandom : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/vote.php'; var action = 'voteup'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id ; var intervalID = setInterval('drawrandomchar('+quote_id+')',100); $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg){ if (msg == 'ok') { $.get("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id, function(data){ clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html(data); window.location = '/random-quote'; }); } else { clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html("signin").animate({opactiy:1},4000).load("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id); } }, error: function() { clearInterval(intervalID); alert('Uh oh, something went wrong. Please try voting up this quote again.'); } }); }, // // vote down a quote RANDOM // voteDownRandom : function ( quote_id ) { var url = '/ajax/vote.php'; var action = 'votedown'; var params = 'action=' + action + '"e_id=' + quote_id ; var intervalID = setInterval('drawrandomchar('+quote_id+')',100); $.ajax({ type: "GET", url: url, data: params, success: function(msg){ if (msg == 'ok') { $.get("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id, function(data){ clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html(data); window.location = '/random-quote'; }); } else { clearInterval(intervalID); $("#score_" + quote_id).html("signin").animate({opactiy:1},4000).load("/ajax/vote.php?action=getscore"e_id=" + quote_id); } }, error: function() { clearInterval(intervalID); //$("#score_" + quote_id).html("?"); alert('Uh oh, something went wrong. Please try voting down this quote again.'); } }); } } var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-427894-3']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();
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dallasrae910
dallasrae910
Member Since:  3 Dec 2011 11:17am
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Can't wait for tomorrow. :)
aboutme;;
My name is Dallas Rae but people call me Dal. My birthday is April 7 and I will be 14 this year! I'm here for anyone, so just let me know(:
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Robert is my boyfriend of almost 8 months. August 1, 2011 was our lucky day. He is the best, I couldn't ask for someone different. My bestfriend is Audgy, sadly she moved away, and forgot about me. My great friends are Mal and Calista. I couldn't ask for anyone else!<33
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Quotes by dallasrae910
At night she lays her head to rest
Curled up in a ball
Knees firmly against her chest
Into a deep sleep she will fall

Dreaming of a better place
Where everyone is more pleasant
No one cares about the brace
How she wishes this was the present

Today her mind is set
No matter what anyone says
She will never forget that place
Where she cannot be bother


--my poem.

Quote # 5550364 was added by dallasrae910 to story on 18 Apr 2012 at 8:51pm
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Currently in need of a Witty Bestfriend?(:

Quote # 5538516 was added by dallasrae910 to story on 16 Apr 2012 at 7:23pm
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LovesOneDirection15 wants to make a story DIFFERENT from other One Direction stories.

She will need atleast 10 faves to start her story, even more the better.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, go fave LovesOneDirection15 !

Quote # 5538230 was added by dallasrae910 to story on 16 Apr 2012 at 6:51pm
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I miss when boys just had..

cooties.
Quote # 5423436 was added by dallasrae910 to vent on 28 Mar 2012 at 7:24pm
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I love how barely anyone faved my friend's,
SERIOUS & REAL issue.
Like i thought witty was supposed to help but no it doesn't!
If you see this fave & go back and read the quote about my friend.
It may not see that bad, but it's more worse than you think.
I'm not gonna put the whole story on show for everyone.
I just want a little support for her.
Fave. <3

Quote # 5423376 was added by dallasrae910 to vent on 28 Mar 2012 at 7:17pm
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If you read and fave this I will be so thankful.
My friend gets bullied at school, too much.
I'm afraid she might do things, to hurt herself.
People always call her "down" as in down syndrome.
That is a disease no one can help, why pick on that?!
She doesn't even have it..
They call her fish.
FOR NO REASON.
She is a gorgeous girl.
She does NOT derserve this.
Fave this and show that you care.
I will be glad to show her.
Please.
This is NOT for attention. 

Quote # 5416932 was added by dallasrae910 to vent on 27 Mar 2012 at 5:39pm
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I watched The Hunger Games.

I thought Katniss was saying Peter in a british voice.

She was really saying Peeta.

Yes, I do feel stupid. <333

Quote # 5401536 was added by dallasrae910 to funny on 25 Mar 2012 at 9:42am
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FML.


Quote # 5202239 was added by dallasrae910 to vent on 23 Feb 2012 at 9:55pm
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I may be taken,

on Valentines day.

But really, everyone deserves to be

happy

Quote # 5131044 was added by dallasrae910 to vent on 13 Feb 2012 at 10:01pm
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I try to tell myself
that you're just a
boy,
but I know you are
more
than that.

Quote # 5083903 was added by dallasrae910 to vent on 07 Feb 2012 at 4:37pm
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Quotes by LoveFighter15

   Dear new clothes,

When i rip the tag off, i expect the little plastic thing to come off too. 

Dear little kids, 
Well maybe i hate you too!

Sincerely, broccoli.

Dear inverntor of earings,

Did you just wake up one day and decided to poke holes in your ears?


Sincerely, what made that such a good deal?

 
Dear world,

I'd rather watch Kim Possible than Kim Kardashian. 
 
Sincerely, what the heck happened?

Dear shy girls with crushes,
There is nothing you will regret than not trying. 

 
Eating a big frootloop 
& feeling like a boss.
Ever noticed that the word Long is shorter than the word Short?

Mind Blowned. 

There wouldn't be any awesome without me

Fav if you get it(:

 
You  may  not  know  it;   
 But these are the moments your gonna remember.


Is it  wrong that;

       I like my boyfriends bestfriend?